Old AF Card – Funny Minimalist Birthday Card

Blunt. Honest. Hilarious. "Old AF" in bold hand-drawn retro letters on a soft cream card with a punchy blue palette — a funny minimalist birthday card for the friend who can take a joke. No glitter, no sugar-coating, just the truth about another trip around the sun.

Perfect for: best friends, siblings, coworkers, milestone birthdays, over-the-hill parties, anyone who prefers a sarcastic birthday card.

Inside: Blank — write your own message.

Details: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2) folded card | 110 lb heavy card stock | Brown kraft envelope | Designed, printed & packaged by Main Street Greetings

Shipping: Packaged in a clear cello sleeve + photo mailer to arrive clean and unbent. Ships within 1–3 business days. Flat $2.99 US shipping — free when you order 3 or more cards.