Funny New Baby Card – Super Weird, We're Still 16

It's like super weird that you're having a baby, because in my head we're still 16. "Anyway, congrats I guess." A funny new baby card in bold red and navy lettering on a soft blue background.

Made for the friend you've known since high school who is somehow about to be someone's mom or dad. This funny pregnancy card says congratulations the way old friends actually talk — a great baby shower card when the sweet pastel ones don't sound like you.

Perfect for: best friends having a baby, high school and college friends, baby showers, pregnancy announcements, siblings and cousins.

Inside: Blank — write your own message.

Details: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2) folded card | 110 lb heavy card stock | Brown kraft envelope | Designed, printed & packaged by Main Street Greetings

Shipping: Packaged in a clear cello sleeve + photo mailer to arrive clean and unbent. Ships within 1–3 business days. Flat $2.99 US shipping — free when you order 3 or more cards.

More like this: This design is part of our I Have Thoughts collection — honest, funny cards that say what you're actually thinking.