Funny Housewarming Card – You Bought a House!

You bought a HOUSE! "Which is insane and adult and so impressive and I'm just really happy for you. Congrats!" A funny housewarming card in bold hand-lettering with a sage green accent on cream.

This new home card captures exactly how it feels when a friend closes on their first place — equal parts proud and stunned that anyone let you all become adults. Tuck it in with a bottle of wine or a houseplant for an easy housewarming gift.

Perfect for: first-time home buyers, new homeowners, housewarming parties, friends who just closed, and realtor closing gifts.

Inside: Blank — write your own message.

Details: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2) folded card | 110 lb heavy card stock | Brown kraft envelope | Designed, printed & packaged by Main Street Greetings

Shipping: Packaged in a clear cello sleeve + photo mailer to arrive clean and unbent. Ships within 1–3 business days. Flat $2.99 US shipping — free when you order 3 or more cards.

More like this: This design is part of our I Have Thoughts collection — honest, funny cards that say what you're actually thinking.