Funny Breakup Card – I Have Several Thoughts

I'm sorry you're going through this breakup. "Also... whenever you're ready, I have several thoughts I've been respectfully keeping to myself." A funny breakup card in red and brown hand-lettering on a warm beige background, with a little smiley face.

Every friend group has opinions about the ex. This breakup card for a friend leads with real sympathy, then promises the debrief they'll want once the crying stops. It works as a divorce card, too.

Perfect for: newly single friends, breakups, divorce, best friends, sisters and anyone who needs a laugh and a debrief.

Inside: Blank — write your own message.

Details: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2) folded card | 110 lb heavy card stock | Brown kraft envelope | Designed, printed & packaged by Main Street Greetings

Shipping: Packaged in a clear cello sleeve + photo mailer to arrive clean and unbent. Ships within 1–3 business days. Flat $2.99 US shipping — free when you order 3 or more cards.

More like this: This design is part of our I Have Thoughts collection — honest, funny cards that say what you're actually thinking.