Funny Birthday Card for Friend – Glad You're Still Alive

I'm really glad you're still alive. "Making new friends at this age sounds exhausting. Happy birthday." A funny birthday card for a friend in bold navy lettering on a clean cream background.

Deadpan, a little dark and completely sincere underneath — this sarcastic birthday card is for the friend you plan to keep forever, mostly because replacing them sounds like a lot of work. A good one for milestone birthdays, too.

Perfect for: best friends, long-time friends, siblings, coworkers, college roommates, 30th, 40th and 50th birthdays.

Inside: Blank — write your own message.

Details: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2) folded card | 110 lb heavy card stock | Brown kraft envelope | Designed, printed & packaged by Main Street Greetings

Shipping: Packaged in a clear cello sleeve + photo mailer to arrive clean and unbent. Ships within 1–3 business days. Flat $2.99 US shipping — free when you order 3 or more cards.

More like this: This design is part of our I Have Thoughts collection — honest, funny cards that say what you're actually thinking.