• Funny dad bod Father's Day card reading 'It's not a dad bod, it's a fatherly figure' on slate blue
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Funny Dad Bod Father's Day Card – It's a Fatherly Figure

Funny Dad Bod Father's Day Card – It's a Fatherly Figure

$6.89 USD
$6.89 USD
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He didn't get a "dad bod" overnight — it took years of dedication, snacks, and skipping the gym for family time. "It's not a dad bod, it's a fatherly figure" is lettered in cream across a slate blue card — a funny Father's Day card that celebrates the father figure in all his glory. Affectionate, a little cheeky, and 100% accurate.

Perfect for: Father's Day, dad's birthday, husbands, new dads, dads who love a snack.

Inside: "Happy Father's Day"

Details: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2) folded card | 110 lb heavy card stock | Brown kraft envelope | Designed, printed & packaged by Main Street Greetings

Shipping: Packaged in a clear cello sleeve + photo mailer to arrive clean and unbent. Ships within 1–3 business days.

4.25" × 5.5"
A2 size
110 lb
card stock
Kraft
envelope
Handmade
Somerville, NJ
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