Funny Birthday Card – Here Lies Your Youth

Getting older is inevitable. Laughing about it is mandatory.

This card is for the friend who's "totally fine" with their birthday — until they're not. Whether they're turning 30, 40, or somewhere in between, Here Lies Your Youth delivers the roast they deserve with the love they need.

Inside: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

Card details:
- 4.25" x 5.5" — fits perfectly in a gift bag or envelope
- 110 lb heavy card stock — sturdy enough to outlast their youth
- Brown kraft envelope included
- Designed, printed, and packaged by Main Street Greetings

Shipping: Ships within 1 business day. Packaged in a clear cello sleeve inside a photo mailer — arrives clean, flat, and ready to gift.